Convos

I have a practical midterm tomorrow morning, and have not studied one whit. This is certainly an interesting decision. I'm not sure how it happened.

Sister: Poop is, uh.

Me: Yes?

Sister: Poop is...a thing. A noun! A person, place, or thing.

-later-

Me: Wait, you're going to Vegas tomorrow? For how long? I have no deets on this sitch, mother.

Mother: No, I have no deets on this sitch, daughter!

Status: Fewer than 12 hours before midterm. Feeling strangely calm.